More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I could quit complaining any time I wanted. She said prove it, so now I'm complaining about that too.
- My kids asked if I was cool in high school. I told them I peaked at being tolerated, and I've held steady ever since.
- I told my wife I do all my best thinking in the shower. She said that explains a lot about the water bill.
- My daughter asked if dads are born knowing dad jokes. I told her it's a slow transformation, like werewolves but with worse timing.
- I asked my wife if she'd still love me if I lost all my hair. She said we'd cross that bridge when we got there. We got there.
- My son asked why I always fall asleep on the couch. I told him it's a highly specialized skill I developed just for him.