More Workplace Jokes
- The office fridge has a container in it that's been there since March. Nobody claims it. Everyone fears it.
- The company newsletter has a section called 'Employee Spotlight.' Nobody has ever wanted to be in it.
- The printer jam took longer to resolve than the actual presentation it was supposed to print.
- The performance review had a slide titled 'Areas for Growth.' It was just my whole job description again, reworded.
- The vending machine ate my dollar and gave me nothing in return. We now have an understanding: mutual, quiet resentment.
- The break room microwave has three settings: too fast, too slow, and volcanic.