More Workplace Jokes
- The printer jam took longer to resolve than the actual presentation it was supposed to print.
- The performance review had a slide titled 'Areas for Growth.' It was just my whole job description again, reworded.
- The vending machine ate my dollar and gave me nothing in return. We now have an understanding: mutual, quiet resentment.
- The break room microwave has three settings: too fast, too slow, and volcanic.
- The company's new mission statement uses the word 'synergy' twice in one sentence, which took real effort to achieve.
- The office holiday party had a white elephant gift exchange that turned genuinely competitive over a single stapler.