More Workplace Jokes
- The break room microwave has three settings: too fast, too slow, and volcanic.
- The company's new mission statement uses the word 'synergy' twice in one sentence, which took real effort to achieve.
- The office holiday party had a white elephant gift exchange that turned genuinely competitive over a single stapler.
- The office supply closet is locked behind two forms and a manager's approval. Getting a pen has become a bureaucratic saga.
- The company Slack channel called 'random' has somehow become the only place actual work discussions happen.
- The parking spot closest to the entrance is a battlefield every single morning, and I have never once won.