More Workplace Jokes
- The office supply closet is locked behind two forms and a manager's approval. Getting a pen has become a bureaucratic saga.
- The company Slack channel called 'random' has somehow become the only place actual work discussions happen.
- The parking spot closest to the entrance is a battlefield every single morning, and I have never once won.
- The office thermostat war has three factions: too hot, too cold, and the one person who's never once complained.
- The team stand-up meeting is supposed to last ten minutes. It has never once lasted ten minutes.
- The office coat rack has been broken for eight months. Coats now live on the backs of chairs like a permanent installation.