More Family Jokes
- The kids' bath toy collection has quietly expanded to the point where actual bathing has become secondary.
- The kids' idea of 'quietly' getting a snack involves the loudest possible operation of the pantry door.
- The kids negotiated a truce over the last cookie using terms neither of them will actually honor tomorrow.
- The kids' chore negotiations have developed loopholes sophisticated enough to concern a contract lawyer.
- The kids' school project poster board took longer to construct than most of my actual work presentations.
- The kids' 'I promise I'll be careful' precedes approximately every incident requiring a bandage in this house.