More Family Jokes
- The kids negotiated a truce over the last cookie using terms neither of them will actually honor tomorrow.
- The kids' chore negotiations have developed loopholes sophisticated enough to concern a contract lawyer.
- The kids' school project poster board took longer to construct than most of my actual work presentations.
- The kids' 'I promise I'll be careful' precedes approximately every incident requiring a bandage in this house.
- The kids' invented card game rules change mid-play, always conveniently in whoever's currently losing's favor.
- The kids' idea of an emergency and my idea of an emergency have almost no measurable overlap.