More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I promise I'll be careful' precedes approximately every incident requiring a bandage in this house.
- The kids' invented card game rules change mid-play, always conveniently in whoever's currently losing's favor.
- The kids' idea of an emergency and my idea of an emergency have almost no measurable overlap.
- The kids' 'I don't remember' when asked who broke something has never once been technically believable.
- I bought a used treadmill desk for the home office. So far it's mostly served as an expensive place to hang jackets.
- The cat has strong, specific opinions about which chair is hers, and the family has long since stopped arguing about it.