More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I don't remember' when asked who broke something has never once been technically believable.
- I bought a used treadmill desk for the home office. So far it's mostly served as an expensive place to hang jackets.
- The cat has strong, specific opinions about which chair is hers, and the family has long since stopped arguing about it.
- The kids' 'we're not fighting, we're just talking loudly' has never once, upon investigation, been accurate.
- The kids' pillow fort construction has developed load-bearing standards more rigorous than most actual buildings.
- The dog's bark at the doorbell on the TV is indistinguishable from the bark at the actual front door, every time.