More One Liner Jokes
- The mudroom shelf has three mismatched umbrellas, none of which have ever been used in actual rain.
- There's a specific setting on the oven that runs about twenty degrees hot, discovered the hard way through several burnt dinners.
- There's a specific pothole two streets over that's achieved local landmark status among everyone who commutes past it.
- There's a permanent scratch on the coffee table from an incident nobody in the family will formally take credit for.
- There's a specific shelf in the closet reserved for gift wrap remnants too small to actually wrap anything.
- There's a specific way the screen door slams that carries all the way to the neighbor's yard, apparently, based on complaints.