More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's autumn chili cook-off entry list somehow grows every year despite consistent complaints about the format.
- The family's spring allergy season has become an annual, informal competition over whose symptoms are objectively worse.
- The family's Thanksgiving grace has grown noticeably longer every year, mostly due to one uncle's increasingly elaborate additions.
- The family's holiday fruitcake tradition continues purely out of ritual, since nobody has actually eaten a slice in a decade.
- The family's winter break ski trip involved more time in the lodge than on the slopes, by design, mostly.
- The family's Easter egg hunt has a rule that older kids must find fewer eggs, which they consider deeply unjust.