More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's holiday fruitcake tradition continues purely out of ritual, since nobody has actually eaten a slice in a decade.
- The family's winter break ski trip involved more time in the lodge than on the slopes, by design, mostly.
- The family's Easter egg hunt has a rule that older kids must find fewer eggs, which they consider deeply unjust.
- The neighborhood's holiday cookie swap has become a genuinely competitive event, judged silently but very seriously.
- The family's summer garage sale pricing strategy involved rounding everything to either a dollar or five dollars, no exceptions.
- The family's Fourth of July neighborhood parade entry featured a decorated wagon and a level of pride disproportionate to the effort.