More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's winter ice skating rink attempt melted within two days, a fact nobody's ready to accept yet.
- The family's spring cleaning donation pile always somehow includes one item someone secretly rescues before pickup.
- I bought a rain gauge for the garden. It mostly just confirms what the mud already told me.
- The family's spring allergy season kicks off with a synchronized round of sneezing that's become an unofficial tradition.
- The neighborhood's autumn corn maze trip ended with one dad refusing to admit he'd been lost for twenty minutes.
- The family's winter solstice bonfire tradition started as a joke and has now become genuinely non-negotiable.