More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Christmas morning wake-up time gets earlier every year, driven entirely by the youngest's enthusiasm.
- The kids' snow day science experiment involved seeing how long it takes snow to melt on the good couch, apparently.
- The family's Easter brunch guest list has grown so large it now requires a seating chart and a formal RSVP system.
- The neighborhood's Memorial Day parade route hasn't changed in twenty years, and nobody's proposed changing it either.
- The kids' Halloween candy trading market operates on an exchange rate more volatile than most actual currencies.
- The family's summer camping trip packing list somehow forgot the one essential item every single year, without fail.