More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Easter brunch guest list has grown so large it now requires a seating chart and a formal RSVP system.
- The neighborhood's Memorial Day parade route hasn't changed in twenty years, and nobody's proposed changing it either.
- The kids' Halloween candy trading market operates on an exchange rate more volatile than most actual currencies.
- The family's summer camping trip packing list somehow forgot the one essential item every single year, without fail.
- The family's annual New Year's resolutions get written down with genuine optimism and abandoned with equal consistency.
- The neighborhood's Labor Day potluck has an unofficial rule that the same three people bring the same three dishes, forever.