More Family Jokes
- I bought a metal detector on a whim. So far I've found eleven bottle caps and one very old spoon.
- The dog's guilty face when caught near the trash can is more convincing than most courtroom testimony.
- The kids' bath toy collection has quietly expanded to the point where actual bathing has become secondary.
- The kids' idea of 'quietly' getting a snack involves the loudest possible operation of the pantry door.
- The kids negotiated a truce over the last cookie using terms neither of them will actually honor tomorrow.
- The kids' chore negotiations have developed loopholes sophisticated enough to concern a contract lawyer.