More Family Jokes
- The kids' pillow talk before bed somehow always includes one deeply philosophical question I'm unprepared to answer.
- The kids' 'that's not fair' complaint has never once been followed by a specific, actionable explanation of why.
- The kids' invented language for talking about me in front of me has gotten disturbingly sophisticated lately.
- The kids' 'I need this for school' claim requires immediate skepticism and, historically, has often been unfounded.
- The kids' bath water temperature preference changes daily and is never, ever correctly guessed on the first try.
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever burns the toast first has to make a fresh batch for everyone else.