More Workplace Jokes
- The office's team happy hour got rescheduled four times before finally happening on a day half the team was out sick.
- The office's shared kitchen sponge situation has become a genuine, if unofficial, matter of public health concern.
- The office's parking garage rate increased without any announcement, discovered only when everyone's monthly statement arrived.
- The office's annual budget review meeting has a slide titled 'Efficiencies' that means, functionally, fewer resources.
- There's a specific squeak in the office chair's left wheel that the whole floor can identify as mine, apparently.
- The office's mandatory lunch-and-learn on financial wellness was scheduled directly over actual lunch, which felt pointed.