More Workplace Jokes
- The office's annual budget review meeting has a slide titled 'Efficiencies' that means, functionally, fewer resources.
- There's a specific squeak in the office chair's left wheel that the whole floor can identify as mine, apparently.
- The office's mandatory lunch-and-learn on financial wellness was scheduled directly over actual lunch, which felt pointed.
- The office's shared calendar has an event called 'Important - Do Not Skip' that half the team skips regardless.
- The office's new time-tracking software requires categorizing every fifteen minutes, which itself takes about fifteen minutes.
- The office's mandatory cybersecurity training phishing test caught three people, including, embarrassingly, me.