More Workplace Jokes
- There's a specific hum in the office ventilation that gets noticeably louder right before every deadline.
- The office's new leadership offsite included a 'vision board' exercise that generated exactly zero follow-up action.
- The office's mandatory lunch-and-learn had neither a satisfying lunch nor much actual learning, if I'm honest.
- The office's mandatory password change every ninety days has produced an increasingly absurd sequence of variations on my dog's name.
- The office's quarterly awards ceremony gave out a trophy for 'attendance,' which felt like a low bar even by our standards.
- The office's new hoteling app assigns desks randomly, and I've now sat next to the same loud typist four days running.