More One Liner Jokes
- There's a permanent crack in the driveway that's been 'on the list' for repair for approximately three years.
- There's a specific loading spinner on my laptop that's become synonymous with quiet, simmering dread.
- There's a specific pitch the fridge hums at that's slightly different since the repairman visited, and nobody trusts it.
- There's a specific drip in the bathroom faucet that's been 'on the list' since roughly the same time as the driveway crack.
- There's a specific parking spot at the grocery store everyone silently competes for, myself very much included.
- There's a specific creak the floor makes that lets the dog know exactly when the fridge is about to open.