More One Liner Jokes
- The car's odometer just rolled over to a genuinely alarming number, which the whole family acknowledged in silence.
- There's a specific shelf in the garage where flashlights go to have dead batteries discovered only during emergencies.
- There's a specific squeak in my desk chair that's become a reliable early warning system for anyone approaching.
- There's a specific shelf in the fridge door that only holds condiments nobody remembers purchasing or using.
- There's a specific bump in the sidewalk near the mailbox that's tripped every delivery driver at least once.
- The kids' latest chalk drawing on the driveway has survived two rainstorms out of pure stubbornness.