More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific parking spot at the grocery store everyone silently competes for, myself very much included.
- There's a specific creak the floor makes that lets the dog know exactly when the fridge is about to open.
- The car's odometer just rolled over to a genuinely alarming number, which the whole family acknowledged in silence.
- There's a specific shelf in the garage where flashlights go to have dead batteries discovered only during emergencies.
- There's a specific squeak in my desk chair that's become a reliable early warning system for anyone approaching.
- There's a specific shelf in the fridge door that only holds condiments nobody remembers purchasing or using.