More Workplace Jokes
- A new coworker asked me for career advice. I told her to guard her lunch, and that was the extent of my wisdom.
- The all-hands meeting invite said '30 minutes, tops.' It ran an hour and covered exactly none of the promised topics.
- The office fridge has a container in it that's been there since March. Nobody claims it. Everyone fears it.
- The company newsletter has a section called 'Employee Spotlight.' Nobody has ever wanted to be in it.
- The printer jam took longer to resolve than the actual presentation it was supposed to print.
- The performance review had a slide titled 'Areas for Growth.' It was just my whole job description again, reworded.