More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific pitch the smoke alarm hits during a false alarm that's indistinguishable from the real emergency tone.
- There's a specific way the shower curtain billows in that only happens with the bathroom fan on, discovered by accident.
- The stairwell wall has a faded pencil line marking heights that nobody's added to in years.
- The porch light attracts moths in a pattern so reliable it's basically a nightly show at this point.
- There's a specific chime my phone makes for low battery that always arrives at the worst possible moment.
- There's a specific gap under the door that lets in a draft only noticeable at exactly 2am, apparently.