More Pun Jokes
- Two antennas got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- I'm on good terms with 26 letters of the alphabet. I just don't understand why they all show up when I try to spell.
- A grape stepped on by an elephant lets out a little wine.
- I got the job at the calendar store, but I quit after realizing my days were numbered.
- I heard the toilet paper factory closed. It's a real crisis, tissue by tissue.
- I asked the waiter what the soup of the day was. He said it was Tuesday.