More Pun Jokes
- I asked the waiter what the soup of the day was. He said it was Tuesday.
- I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be talked down to.
- I'm not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop whenever I want.
- I wanted to be a chef, but I couldn't cut the mustard, and honestly, my knife skills weren't much better with anything else either.
- I invested in stocks. Mostly beef and chicken, but technically it counts.
- The two silkworms had a race. It ended in a tie.