More Pun Jokes
- I wanted to be a chef, but I couldn't cut the mustard, and honestly, my knife skills weren't much better with anything else either.
- I invested in stocks. Mostly beef and chicken, but technically it counts.
- The two silkworms had a race. It ended in a tie.
- I used to be a professional fisherman, but the industry had too many fishy characters, so I left it alone.
- The mountain climber finally gave up his career. He said it just wasn't a peak experience anymore.
- I don't trust people who do puzzles. There's something missing about them.