More Pun Jokes
- A grape stepped on by an elephant lets out a little wine.
- I got the job at the calendar store, but I quit after realizing my days were numbered.
- I heard the toilet paper factory closed. It's a real crisis, tissue by tissue.
- I asked the waiter what the soup of the day was. He said it was Tuesday.
- I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be talked down to.
- I'm not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop whenever I want.