More Pun Jokes
- I got a job at the shoe polish factory. The pay isn't great, but I really shine there.
- My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- I got a job as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it.
- A skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop.
- Two antennas got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.