More Pun Jokes
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- I got a job as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it.
- A skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop.
- Two antennas got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- I'm on good terms with 26 letters of the alphabet. I just don't understand why they all show up when I try to spell.
- A grape stepped on by an elephant lets out a little wine.