More Pun Jokes
- I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
- I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I just like a good kick about.
- I got a job at the pool. I'm the deep end of the operation.
- I tried to start a compost pile. It's been a real turnaround for my backyard's reputation.
- I bought noise-cancelling earbuds for my commute. Now the only thing I can't cancel out is my own thoughts.
- I got a job at the shoe polish factory. The pay isn't great, but I really shine there.