More Pun Jokes
- I bought noise-cancelling earbuds for my commute. Now the only thing I can't cancel out is my own thoughts.
- I got a job at the shoe polish factory. The pay isn't great, but I really shine there.
- My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- I got a job as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it.
- A skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop.