More Workplace Jokes
- HR said there's no such thing as a stupid question. Then I asked about my raise and the room went very quiet.
- My performance review said I 'exceed expectations at lowering expectations.' I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.
- The office coffee machine broke, and morale broke shortly after. Coincidence? The data suggests otherwise.
- My badge photo looks like a police sketch of someone who's given up. HR says that's 'on brand.'
- I asked my boss if I could leave early for a family emergency. My family really needed me to not be at work.
- I asked my manager for a work-life balance. He gave me a stress ball and a longer commute.