More Workplace Jokes
- The office coffee machine broke, and morale broke shortly after. Coincidence? The data suggests otherwise.
- My badge photo looks like a police sketch of someone who's given up. HR says that's 'on brand.'
- I asked my boss if I could leave early for a family emergency. My family really needed me to not be at work.
- I asked my manager for a work-life balance. He gave me a stress ball and a longer commute.
- The office printer jammed again. At this point it has better attendance issues than half the team.
- I put 'team player' on my resume. What I meant was I've watched a lot of sports alone.