More Family Jokes
- I tried yoga for the first time. The instructor called it a 'gentle stretch.' My knees called it a betrayal.
- My son asked how babies are made. I told him it's a long story and handed him back to his mother.
- My kids call me the family DJ because I control what music plays in the car. They call it a dictatorship. I call it Tuesdays.
- My daughter told me I'm not as funny as I think I am. I told her that gap is exactly what keeps me going.
- My son beat me at chess for the first time. I told him he'll remember this day forever, mostly because I brought it up every day since.
- I told my wife I'd clean the garage this weekend. The garage remains a museum of my broken promises.