More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Halloween candy sorting system has categories more detailed than most actual inventory management software.
- The family's Fourth of July watermelon-eating contest has no formal rules but real, deeply felt competitive stakes.
- The neighborhood's autumn chili cook-off entry list somehow grows every year despite consistent complaints about the format.
- The family's spring allergy season has become an annual, informal competition over whose symptoms are objectively worse.
- The family's Thanksgiving grace has grown noticeably longer every year, mostly due to one uncle's increasingly elaborate additions.
- The family's holiday fruitcake tradition continues purely out of ritual, since nobody has actually eaten a slice in a decade.