More Workplace Jokes
- Our meeting could have been an email. Our email could have been silence.
- My coworker said he'd get back to me by end of day. It's been three fiscal quarters.
- HR said there's no such thing as a stupid question. Then I asked about my raise and the room went very quiet.
- My performance review said I 'exceed expectations at lowering expectations.' I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.
- The office coffee machine broke, and morale broke shortly after. Coincidence? The data suggests otherwise.
- My badge photo looks like a police sketch of someone who's given up. HR says that's 'on brand.'