More Workplace Jokes
- I told my boss three companies want to hire me. He said 'Which three?' I said 'Gas, water, and electric.'
- The office printer and I have a lot in common — we're both out of toner most Mondays.
- Our meeting could have been an email. Our email could have been silence.
- My coworker said he'd get back to me by end of day. It's been three fiscal quarters.
- HR said there's no such thing as a stupid question. Then I asked about my raise and the room went very quiet.
- My performance review said I 'exceed expectations at lowering expectations.' I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.