More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new hire buddy system paired me with someone who's since become genuinely one of my closest work friends.
- The office's final team lunch before the holidays always somehow runs two hours over the scheduled time, happily.
- I told my boss three companies want to hire me. He said 'Which three?' I said 'Gas, water, and electric.'
- The office printer and I have a lot in common — we're both out of toner most Mondays.
- Our meeting could have been an email. Our email could have been silence.
- My coworker said he'd get back to me by end of day. It's been three fiscal quarters.