More Pun Jokes
- I got a job selling doors. Business is opening up nicely.
- I used to work in the mattress industry, but it just wasn't my thing. I like a firm decision.
- I have a fear of flat-pack furniture. It's called Ikea-phobia.
- I quit my job as a GPS voice actor. I just kept getting lost in my own directions.
- The optometrist said my vision was fine. I still can't find my glasses half the time, which raises questions.
- I applied for a job at the shoe department. It's a good fit so far, at least sizewise.