More One Liner Jokes
- The family car's radio presets are set entirely to stations nobody currently likes, inherited from years of compromise.
- The mudroom shelf has three mismatched umbrellas, none of which have ever been used in actual rain.
- There's a specific setting on the oven that runs about twenty degrees hot, discovered the hard way through several burnt dinners.
- There's a specific pothole two streets over that's achieved local landmark status among everyone who commutes past it.
- There's a permanent scratch on the coffee table from an incident nobody in the family will formally take credit for.
- There's a specific shelf in the closet reserved for gift wrap remnants too small to actually wrap anything.