More Pun Jokes
- I used to work at a stationery store, but it just wasn't my scene.
- The vegetarian zombie only wanted to eat grains.
- I got a job selling doors. Business is opening up nicely.
- I used to work in the mattress industry, but it just wasn't my thing. I like a firm decision.
- I have a fear of flat-pack furniture. It's called Ikea-phobia.
- I quit my job as a GPS voice actor. I just kept getting lost in my own directions.